NONSENSE QUOTES
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"The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday—but never jam today."

[Lewis Carroll] | [QoM] | Through the Looking Glass


"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them."

[Jack Handey] | [1.13]