WELL I'LL BE!
The Answers to Questions You Never Asked


This column first appeared in Vol. 1 No. 5, and was the result of an insatiable appetite for answers to obvious questions. I was given a book some years ago, A Book About A Thousand Things. This book is full of wonderful questions that people always wonder about but never care to answer, and I've reproduced some of those questions over past issues and compiled them all here.

As it stands now, there aren't enough questions here to merit any type of organization, so I've simply presented them in the order they appeared in prior issues.




THE QUESTION YOU NEVER ASKED...

...AND THE ANSWER
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Why do we have a best man at weddings?
Where do we get the term “Peeping Tom”?
Why are “monkey wrenches” so named?
Why are policemen called “cops”?
What is a “Dead Man’s Hand”?
Why is the Pope’s palace called the Vatican?
Why do we observe daylight saving time?
Which is it: Holland or the Netherlands?
What’s the difference between Dutch and Flemish?
So what’s the difference between Irish and Gaelic?
What’s the difference between virgin and extra virgin olive oil?
Why do we call a touchdown a touchdown?
Why is the legal profession referred to as “the bar”?
Why is the Middle East so named?
Why is a carved pumpkin called a “Jack-o’-Lantern”?
Why do leaves change colors in the fall?
Is chocolate bad for dogs?
What does “R.I.P.” stand for?
Why do people say “bless you” when you sneeze?
Why do people say “pardon my French” when they swear?
Why do people give each other the finger?
Where do we get the word “fuck”?
Why does some old-school writing contain the letter “f” in place of the letter “s”?
Why are there 13 items in a baker’s dozen?
Why is Ireland called the Emerald Isle?
What on earth is haggis?
What is Hadrian's Wall?
How did “boycott” originate?
What the heck is Boxing Day?
What does "auld lang syne" mean?
Why do we put things in "layman's terms"?


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